serf

1. Peasant. Slaves that worked on the land in the feudal system. Disapeared with the feudal system in western Europe, but emancipated much later in Russia by Tsar Alexander II.

2. Insult.

1. "Fly my serfs, FLY! Muhahaha!"

2.
Bill: "God damn it Leroy, you're such a serf!"
Leroy: "Your mum's a serf"
Bill: "Your parents are serfs, and I'm going to emancipate them!"
Leroy: "Ah, toupe!"
Bill: "Check and mate"

by Alistair_123 October 1, 2005

top shelf

When someone scores a goal in hockey and puts in the top of net, it goes "top shelf". See also: top cookie

HOLY MAKINAW! He put that top shelf, right next to where mama keeps the peanut butter!

by Gilmour93 April 10, 2009

Gary Sheffield

Total freakin beast of a baseball player who deffinitely deserves to be a HOF more than deuche-bags like Vladamir Guererro (aka Senor Ass Clown).

Holy Shit did u see that bomb Gary Sheffield raped into the upper deck last night.

by Lynchfield October 16, 2008

Fuck Your Shelf

The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.

For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!

Why is this day dragging on? FMS

I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.

by FMS Man October 4, 2011

Shelf confidence

Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.

Lebron James has a tremendous amount of shelf confidence.

by el bandito45 July 10, 2010

sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair

Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework

by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009

top shelf

The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.

This Don P. is top shelf.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004