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shemping

(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress
Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.
by freakingweet December 13, 2005
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happy-shampoo-dance

when you dance around with shampoo on your head and your all happy and shit.
Let us dance the happy-shampoo-dance!
Indeed, we shall!
(Crazy Indian music begins playing)
by Fluffy Marshmallow November 14, 2003
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Shempel

Soft, softy, weak, inferior, peasant, sheep.
That was a shempel performance.

My gym teacher kept screaming shempel when I was trying to climb the rope.
by Joe mang March 19, 2014
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Shampiss

v. When an almost-empty bottle of shampoo is turned upside-down, and the shampoo that collects at the bottom spills out too fast when it's opened.

n. A practical joke involving urinating in another person's shampoo bottle. Also see shampee.
1. "God, I hate when I'm low on shampoo. I have to turn the bottle upside down."
"This is a problem how?"
"Well when I open the bottle, it tends to shampiss all over."

2. "That jackoff slept with my sister and never called her, so I made him some shampiss when I asked to use his bathroom yesterday. Serves him right."
by Pinkey_Sherbet July 14, 2009
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shampipple

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine
Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple
by troubledemon March 31, 2009
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semper fi

The Motto of the United States Marine Corps. Latin for always faithful. Faithful to God, Country, Family and the Marine Corps.
my neighbor was a semper fi veteran during the iraq war
by Birdbo August 18, 2018
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shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
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