shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

by luke110381 February 4, 2008

Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.

Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.

by poo shader October 24, 2010

Shalina

She’s one hell of a girl. She’s the type of person to look out for her friends and do anything to back them up. She has a certain type for guys but still goes along with the other ones if you know what I’m saying. She’s the type of girl to loves almost everybody she meets. She’s a loyal and great friend. When one of her best friends are upset she will do anything in the world to cheer them up, she usually cries with them. She gets attached to guys she really loves and can’t get over them easily. She’s one of the best girlfriends you could ever meet. She’s also a little bit of a hoe, but people still love her anyways. I love you bitchhhhh I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitchhhhh

Person 1: Who is that crying and eating mac&cheese?
Person 2: It’s shalina.

by child_of.g0d October 16, 2019

redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.

Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?

by OldFart77 April 24, 2007

shaving the hole

when a man shaves the area arround his anal so that he does not have a dingle berry problem

ben gibbs was caught shaving the hole. he said he did not know it was bleeding and that it was worth it

by BennyGibbs January 14, 2007

shaving the rabbits back

to shave the underside of a penis

John: Yo Bro, what did you do last night?
Steve: I shaved the rabbits back
John: what the fuck is shaving the rabbits back?
Steve: after no shave november I though it was time for a haircut for the poontang I'm gonna get tonight

by Lolsquarefacejew December 19, 2009

Shabing

Ice cube sex position

When a girl puts ice cubs in her mouth while she is giving head

Guy1: "Damn bro I got shabinged last night"
Guy2: "1 or 2 ice cubes?"
Guy1: "2!"
Guy2: "Sweet!"

by Jeremy Shanley March 18, 2010