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Hood Service 

The opposite of Customer Service.

Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.

These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?

:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:

Customer "Excuse me, hello?"

:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:

Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
Hood Service by Anonymous56987134 September 4, 2010

lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus
He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

fat service 

another word for good cell phone reception
"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."
fat service by flemgem November 7, 2007

Immigration and Naturalization Service 

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.
Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

Car Service 

When someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music.
"I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."

"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."
Car Service by JBell15 December 1, 2009

lip service

To say something just for the sake of something or someone else
The boy paid his father lip service but as usual went and did his own thing.
lip service by Andrew Taylor May 15, 2004