sexurity

The struggle of many over the course of the world. Sexurity is a hybrid desire for sex and security without the associated drama. Sexurity is reached when a person can have sex with someone, have it mean something, more than nothing, and feel good about it short term and long term. Sexurity is much different than love, bypassing the drama.

I just want some sexurity.

by General Bob Sanderz May 13, 2005

Social Security

Originally created to help the unfortunate during the Great Depression, it turned into a multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme that will never be voluntarily abolished due to the lobbying power of the AARP and the fact that old people vote more. Social security takes a little over 20% of total expenditures, and the privileged gerontocrats that lived long enough to receive it get three times the amount they paid in the first year of receiving benefits. Most Gen Xers and Millennials will never see a penny of the FICA money they paid in because economists estimate the money from social security will run out by 2030.

Guy 1: "Man, I'll never see a penny of social security money."
Guy 2: "That's because teabagger baby boomers are going to suck off all your hard earned dollars while simultaneously asserting that socialist programs need to stop."

by nbakuchev June 6, 2010

Senorito

Spanglish hippie word used among friends in place of sir for English or señor Spanish. Often used among friends. Rarely used by anyone that actually speaks English and Spanish.

"Esme took exception to the use of the word Senorito as it isn't in any language she speaks. However she wouldn't get on the mic to properly explain her disdain. You would think it was a gigantic penis, this senorito"

by RonCoyote September 21, 2012

Star Trek Security

A term coined by Jason Muskat, a noted Computer Security Engineer, in 2007 for describing computer systems that exhibit high ease of use but have an extreme absence of security considerations. Such systems can be placed to the far right of the Security Triangle indicating the system is highly easy to use and functional. In popular culture one can see such systems demonstrated in the popular TV series Star Trek.

Security Dude: That's not secure!

Popular OS Vendor: Sure it is Security Dude. It uses the Star Trek Security methodology.

by TheTechDude February 12, 2008

Senorita Sexypants

An expression that originated from John Kilday meaning that he thinks a woman is damn sexy.

John: How are you doing Senorita Sexypants?

Kayla: Just fine, thank you.

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 27, 2006

Black President's Security

Some one who is on edge or nervous most of the time.

Guy 1: "Dude, stop being like a Black President's security"

Guy 2: "Sorry, I just forgot to study for the test!"

by haloman332 April 19, 2010

Office for Homeland Security

Government department with the job of making people insecure by getting cops to break into their homes.

A good example of Newspeak.

The far-right bigot in charge of this office, whose name I forget, is the same man who spent years trying to lynch Mumia Abu-Jamal and he's praised the Nazis as well.

by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004