Send nudes

On 30 of august you need to send your boyfriend or girlfriend the best nude you can take

Hey babe it’s 30 august

*send nudes*

by Kankerbanker August 30, 2022

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send a fax

Paying the proper respects to your elders

"Thank you for your guidance. Let me send a fax."

by themajorboss May 05, 2015

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sending a jeff

When someone sends a GIF or text so cringe it doesn’t even elicit a response;
a message so disturbing the receiver must take a screenshot and pass it around like a hot potato just to cope with the pain of holding it in their memory

ex: someone sent me a jeff today and I almost threw my phone out the car window. Then realized I might actually want it to call a therapist.

ex: After no one responded, he realized he was sending a jeff and would need to try to pull it off as a joke.

ex: my friend got a jeff message last night and immediately roofied herself just to forget

by qazwsxcderfv May 10, 2020

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Fake Send

Ordering an excessive amount of food over a delivery app such as Uber Eats, Deliveroo, Menulog/Just Eat etc. and immediately claiming the order was completely incorrect upon its arrival to get a free meal.

“Bro I want subway but I’m too broke”
“Oi just fake send it”

by SADNIG September 20, 2021

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send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.

"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."

by lilythegoose December 17, 2018

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