Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.
Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.
Frank: Oh man, classic.
by johnfmartino April 28, 2010
Get the Dorito Sanchez mug.The act of applying a sexual partner's menstrual blood to her face to resemble a moustache. A finger is the usual applicator; however, a penis may be used as well.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
The term can refer to the resulting moustache, as well as the act.
Once a month, Ned makes Mabel wear a bloody sanchez to complement the luxuriant handlebar he sports.
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Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with.
by D Sanchez April 30, 2003
Get the Dirty Sanchez (Der-ti San- chez) mug.To pull a Secchi is to bail out at the last moment from an arrangement and give any reason other than the truth. Secchis are most likely to occur in the early stages of courtship.
Pete can't make it to the pub quiz, he says he's washing his hair but I think he's pulling a secchi.
by Matthew February 27, 2004
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by Har Har September 15, 2003
Get the Captain Sanchez mug.A Red Sanchez happens when a man and a woman engage in sex while the woman is ovulating (on her period), once finished, the man takes his penis and draws a Mexican style Sanchez mustache on the woman's upper lip.
Since Randy didn't find out about Jane being on her period until he looked at his sheets, he quickly decided to give her a Red Sanchez.
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