Samaras

1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.

"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.

by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009

Senara

A fairly decent attractive girl with a black chick attitude but not of the skin color. Usually has a head bop and finger point while talking and smack on gum like a camel. Frequently has a huge head size.

Gabe: Yo that chick definitely just tried to tell me im a mephat. When clearly i have hair.
Josh: Damn what a Senara!!!
Elliott(token black guy): Maan look at that Senara over there!! (late reaction)

by babyhulk May 14, 2010

sematary

Founder of Haunted Mound, Adult Film Director, Worst Artist Ever, and Prostitute.

sematary grave man hackledown on em.

by oinklonki0u79 October 6, 2021

Searain

IT a word of that means: inspiration for songwriter's

I saw Searain a Goddess of Canada and was inspired to write this love song.

by Alpha Omega December 16, 2004

samara

Once a sweet little girl with psychic powers beyond her control who never intended to hurt anyone, but her mistreatment at the hands of her parents, especially her father, led her to become an angry person over her life. Then she was shoved down the well, and tried desperately to escape. She never escaped and died. Naturally, she was enraged at her awful mistreatment, so she decided to lash out at everyone.

Samara created the curse video to make sure that she is heard by everybody. If they don't pass on her story, they die at the hands of a blind-with-rage Samara who scares them to death.

by Grimlord/Karl Ziktor September 1, 2006

Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

by MrSunTan99 April 20, 2010

Semarah

Semarah is so beautiful and sexy and talented and funny and perfect and everyone who knows her loves her she has an amazing laugh and only beautiful people are named semarah

Maeve: semarah is so amazing i love her
Ruby: omg ikr she is so wonderful and amazing and perfect

Naomi: omg here she comes now make sure u look good!!

by Harry styles is my boyfriend November 22, 2021