by Earwig Polyester September 24, 2006
Get the bang-seatmug. The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.
by GermanGirl1226 December 22, 2008
Get the Late-Seatsmug. The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.
The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.
by I got Rossed December 28, 2008
Get the Jail Seatmug. The creative use of random shit to make your passenger seat looks like there's a person in it so you can ride in the HOV lane without getting pulled over. One may use blow up dolls, luggage, bedding, or simply a shirt on the seat and a hat on the headrest to achieve this deception.
My HOV seat is created using a large T-shirt around the seat with a pillow tucked under it and a ball cap on the headrest. For extra effect, I slide the seat all the way forward. Works like a charm.
by VAstatepolice September 2, 2013
Get the hov seatmug. by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011
Get the grease the seatmug. I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
by Bearsh January 6, 2017
Get the The Hot Seatmug. The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.
"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"
by synackle November 5, 2008
Get the Seat Babymug.