scuminessum

adjective. describes a person or thing of how bullshiting it is, or how non-important it really is. pointless, useless.

"that guy over there is so scuminessum. he aint do shit in class but sleep."

by Lunarclipse06 February 27, 2009

Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.

Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."

by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012

schtig

To kill someone by stabbing through a pillow, as Hugo Stiglitz did in the film Inglorious Basterds.

So apparently a guy got schtigged last night.

by afunkybudgie October 21, 2012

Thief Scouting

The act of hiding outside of your house for all night, waiting for possible thieves.
It can be an useful pastime when you manage to lock the house with the keys inside, and you remain outside.

John: Damn, you look like you haven't sleeped for years!
Carl: Yeah, I've been thief scouting for all night!

by PastimeParadise July 19, 2010

scusi

The art of document running. This is a gift to which few are given and should be used wisely.

Holy shit, WarRi0R just scusi'ed 4 axis enemies on axis complex!

by Warzone November 28, 2004

Scutch

A real good fucking or beating. Informal term. Derogatory term. Darwen lingo

"Ey yer fuck-pig, brew up or I'll scutch thee". Father Vern, 2014.
"Scutch up you motherscutcher" Father La Vern, Ala bamboo bay
Me gimmer lambs need scutchin'. Father Vern, 2015.

by The real slim scutchy June 16, 2016

Nova Scotia

When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.

"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."

by Booty Doer Anonymous 25634 June 18, 2013