"Amanda's been complaining about the lack of trust in our relationship ever since I gave her that Scottish Operator."
by Saddy Dumpington September 19, 2005
Get the Scottish Operator mug.Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
by Dr. JM Buck July 31, 2004
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Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).
The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)
Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.
Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.
Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.
Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.
by JeMel13 May 25, 2023
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by cyberWally August 1, 2007
Get the Scrotilize mug.The act of generously making a homemade alcoholic beverage made of obscure fruits and vegetables. After that, one takes his/her concoction freezes it for several days, then stuffs it up the unsuspecting anus of his/her partner, jamming it in vigorously over and over until the soft pink area of the anus bleeds.
John: How was your weekend, Bill?
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.
John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*
Bill: Oh, it was great, John. I performed the Scottish Mulberry on Gweneth.
John: Sounds like quite the adventure!
Bill: Oh you betcha, John! *smiles*
by Googly-Moogly November 27, 2011
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I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.
by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011
Get the Scrotinize mug.I saw Johnson's junk in the shower at the gym yesterday. He must have some serious scrotational pull.
by King Glans June 22, 2012
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