Scrunklefuck

Adored but frustrating.
An asshole you love. Doesn't even have to be an asshole.
Lovable, but god fucking damn, could they not?

This bastard is a scrunklefuck.

by Lucky Ruell April 18, 2023

jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.

"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."

by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014

cabbage sprinkle

Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.

Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Tinkle Sprinkle

One of those small droplets that fly out of your stream of piss.

Don't forget to clean the left over tinkle sprinkle on the toliet.

by Jonny Teh Duck April 30, 2015

chest sprinkles

When you cum on your girls chest in a pulsating and sweeping motion, much like a sprinkler.

Guy to another guy: "yo, gave my girl chest sprinkles last night, she loved it!!!"

by Speedy3 March 6, 2016

dick sprinkles

When your oenis has black man freckles, when your white.

Hey Aric, those are some nice dick sprinkles ya got there

by KnivinIVAN January 20, 2017

Water Sprinkler

A male that wiggles his dick while having an ejaculation, sending semen everywhere.

Monica: Yo, my boyfriend is a damn good water sprinkler!!!
Jenny: Really?! We can have a threesome!!!

by BobbyChulo1234 March 17, 2018