Anal stretching cream

Anal stretching cream is a cream that you rub on your asshole to stretch or enlarge the beautiful hole that you have.

Jeff: Yo have you used the new anal stretching cream I heard it's the best out there.
Bobby: Yeah man it's so good my asshole is so stretched i love it.

by yayacurrypig November 24, 2019

screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

by t June 29, 2004

stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007

Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

Screaming Vincent

The ejaculation of semen on the face of one's sex partner. See Facial. Origin unknown. Possibly related to the frequent look of terror on actor Vincent Price's face in horror movies of the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

She'll swallow, but she hates it when I give her a screaming vincent.

by Dave Lijphart March 16, 2005

Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 22, 2009

screeching dolphin

When having anal and getting ramed in the ass so hard your partner lets out a very loud and high pitched screech like a dolphin.

Used in a sentence:
He did me so hard I experienced a screeching dolphin.

by ashlee nessman August 14, 2006