Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Scorching Pickle

When you heat up a mcdonalds cheeseburger for exactly a minute and a pickle from the cheeseburger burns your lip.

Oh my god that was a scorching pickle!

by scorchingpickle November 28, 2023

Scouting

When you go hunting for good indie music you haven't heard before.

I was scouting on Spotify last night and I found this fire indie band!

by PuncherOfTrees February 25, 2024

Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Scrotching

Scratching your crotch

Eww, stop scrotching in public

by DvB8 April 11, 2024

Sclouching

Sclouching is when you and your significant other vape through your butthole by puckering it like a little starfish and releasing a combination of vape juice and smelly infectious farts onto the face or other parts of your partner until they are unconscious or crying.

Me and my pregnant grandma are sclouching so intense right now.

by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024

Scouting

When it’s all stopped up in there and you gotta work it out with a finger.

Dad: After a night of scouting in the woods, it’s all clear.
Timmy: What’s scouting, Dad?
Dad: Well, son…

by Pardonmewhileiwhipthisout May 18, 2024