Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017

Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Schrodinger's Graze

A graze that you will not touch depending on the amount of pain you had when you first touched it.

Yesterday i had a graze it did not hurt when i touched it so i kept on touching it i guess you could say i had 'Schrodinger's graze

or

Yesterday i had a graze that hurt when i touched it, so i treated it like a fragile vase for the rest of the day

by Chilly6.0 May 25, 2020

schrodinger's employment

A state in which a person is simultaneously employed and unemployed

When you take a in paid LOA from your crap job to self isolate and don’t know if they’ll firer you. You are in a state known as schrodinger's employment

by Cookie dough sparkles July 10, 2020

schrodinger's criminal

One who makes criminal statements, particularly suggesting committing a crime, attempting a crime or otherwise endorsing a crime to be committed, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.

by ifjejwo93jf8djq91jddgh September 2, 2020

schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out

Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not

by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020