A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
by h06i10 January 08, 2023
by Pider-Myn January 30, 2022
A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 05, 2024
Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
by okayxairen August 28, 2023
When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
Friend 1: “Hey man what’s ur roomate up to”
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
Friend 2: “I don’t know, he was rotting when I left, so I guess it’s just a Schrodingers’ Rotter situation”
Friend 1: “What’s Schrodingers’Rotter”
Friend 2: When you left your living space your roommate was rotting, and continually has the habit of rotting, your roommate is simultaneously in a state of rotting and not-rotting until you confront them about what they’ve been doing the last 9 hours.
by bigleftnut49 May 18, 2024
Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 29, 2022
During Covid times when you saw a white woman wearing a facemask and didn't know the shape of her nose it was all possible variations of a caucasian nose while she was wearing the facemask and you didn't know if she had a good white woman nose or not until she takes of her facemask and you get to see the actual shape of her nose
by jamfish December 09, 2022