When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.
I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.
by Combo_42 November 20, 2021
A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it
Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol
Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol
Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan
Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol
Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan
by Louise Paige March 23, 2020
The act of a LGBTQ+ community member of coming.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
The Schrödinger part is if the others act homophobic, the LGBTQ+ member can say it was a joke.
Person 1: Hey, how do I come out to my friends?
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
Person 2: Pull off a Schrödinger's Closet, works even better during April's Fools Day
by ElectroniK February 20, 2021
Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now
by The Daft Knee February 07, 2022
A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 03, 2021
verb
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his butthole so that it is gay and not gay at the same time.
by Perseus1405 March 11, 2021
The process of a male human having intercourse with another male human, who has a fleshlight up his anal cavity making him gay and not gay at the same time
by Mr.Kainn March 11, 2021