Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button

When you open a post on twitter that's labeled as "Sensitive Content", It can be considered any image or video before being opened, based on a random technological event in the twitter servers. It has an ever-changing RNG chance of being any image or video, from Smash Bros. gameplay to pornography to high quality angry birds.

I took my chances with the Schrödinger's Twitter Content Button and I got a video of a dude being sliced.

by Combo_42 November 19, 2021

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it

Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

by Louise Paige March 23, 2020

Schrödinger's Garbage

A piece of media—such as a movie, book, television series, or video game—characterized by such poor quality or ambiguous tone that it is difficult to discern whether it was created as a serious work or intended as a parody.

"I couldn't tell if that movie was meant to be a serious thriller or a spoof—it’s total Schrödinger's Garbage. Every scene leaves you wondering if the bad acting and bizarre plot twists were intentional or just a sign of terrible filmmaking."

by normalmaximo November 10, 2024

Schrödinger's Break

An office reception or lunch that you are expected to attend, unpaid, so that you are neither working (when you would be paid) or off work (when you can choose to not attend).

No, I won't be attending the office potluck. I'm either working or I'm not. I don't believe in Schrödinger's breaks.

by antitrump May 16, 2019

Schrödinger's Code

Code that is never executed might be perfectly bug-free, or it might be spaghetti. Until it is built and a full suite of tests is run against it, there is absolutely no way to know which state it’s in.

John Doe: "Was that code ever run?"
Diana: "No..."
John Doe: "Then it's Schrödinger's Code"

by Rakuand June 6, 2018

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Schrödingers team

When your team is only on the objective when you die. Especially common when your playing healer.

Schrödingers team

by Warescoin April 9, 2023