School

a place where they try to stuff un-important, useless information into your brain

he: i am sick of school
she: yeah they stuff all this information about health and sex education into my brain

by sugarpop515 September 26, 2011

School

School, a time that you spend working for your headteachers so as to get decent grades for when you work for your boss. So that you can retire at an old age and use your svaings to watch daytime TV in a rocking chair. Then die, happy and content with the knowledge that you passed some of your GCSE's.

Step 1. School
Step 2. Work
Step 3. Retire
Step 4. Die

by Work Ethic July 31, 2011

School

S.ix
C.ruel
H.ours
O.f
O.ur
L.ives

"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"

by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014

school

A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.

Hey man, how is school?
What the fuck do you think?

by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016

School

A hellhole controlled by the government where you you learn crap meant to last until the next test, by which time you probably fucking forgot the other useless information. You may get a computer but it’s controlled by the school so good luck posting kickass drum videos like I totally did in the 6th grade. If you wear a Pantera shirt people start looking at you funny like you’re fucking retarded. It’s wonderful. If you ever get addicted to weed it was probably from some idiot exposed to you thru school.

Dude, school fucking sucks. They need to fix it or make recess better. I hate al those stupid kids at lunch. It sucks butts.

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 14, 2019

school

torchure chamber for kids/teens

school is a demo for prison but for kids

by wolfzo February 21, 2022

School

A place that wastes energy and is a dungeon from hell, also 48% of what you learn is fucking pointless.
School: hell
P.E: pointless exercise
Tests: waste of time and brain power
lunchtime/recess: the only good thing about school
teachers: adults that love to torture kids
grades: honestly why do we need them
approved devices in schools: a nice way to cheat on tests and look everything up
bullies: under-confident idiots who find joy in others pain

School is hell.

by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 12, 2020