schnockers

That part of your body that is most susceptible to cold

It was so cold, I froze my schnockers

by Brent Burgoyne August 27, 2005

schmack

- What you say to a girl when you are horny and are loving that ass.

*Girrrrrrrrrrlllllllll! You are soooooooo faw-ine! Come over here and let me schmack that ass!!! Whhaaaaaaaaat! MMM-mmm!

by FineAssFloridian May 13, 2005

schmacko

A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.

"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"

by dooooooooooooooood. April 28, 2009

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

<i>wackity schmackity doo!</i>

by TattooZoo January 4, 2009

Schnacking

It's when a girl pinches the tip of your dick so all the jizz all shoots at her face.

Honey, I love Schnacking

by Batspiderman February 6, 2015

Schnuckster

A schnuckster is somebody who is stealthy in his or her ways. They're cunning and nobody really likes them.

I didn't even know he took my bologna sandwich! That Mark is such a schnuckster.

by sunnyjune December 15, 2007

schnak

An exclaimation stated while winding up then backhand slapping someone across the face.

Candy-"I already gave you your cut Lovey!"

Billy-"schnak!!!" (quick backhand across the face)

Billy-"I'm sorry what where you saying about my cut?"

by Geetboxrod April 17, 2008