schembari

one who screws up every situaton they touch.
one who does not refuse doughnuts.
a mess
a real dick head
can't do anything right.

The project was schembari from the beginning!!

He schembari's everything.

by Jeroldac April 16, 2014

Abington v. Schempp

1963 ruling in wake of the Engel decision that banned the mandatory reading of the Bible in schools; relevant to : Engel v. Vitale, separation of church and state

The conservatives were left to wonder as the mighty liberal Chief Justice Earl Warren had done it again: restricting religion in the schools

by silver bishop April 25, 2004

schmockabsorber

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

by Koos January 4, 2004

Momzi scheme

A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.

Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.

by Daylorb November 26, 2010

schemozzle

an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

by ChrisWu August 25, 2008

scheme burd

lassie that lives in a bad or dodgy housing estate or council house. They may act in a way that is tough and try to act hard. they probably live in poverty

Justin: You're a scheme burd gadz
Ava: Aye n wit

by wityouonbruv December 24, 2019

scemo glasses

Definition 1: Black, thick rimmed, plastic framed glasses. They can be pretty pricey. You don't <i>always</i> see them on scenesters, but if you want to find them, that's where they'll be.
Definition 2: Huge sunglasses that used to look good on Victoria Beckham, and that a lot of scenesters have adopted.

Some scenester wearing scemo glasses: Hey, I like your glasses, are you emo too?
Me: Ahem. No. And neither are you.

by YouThinkICare? June 14, 2006