scardarta

An itchy, rash like redness that occurs around the anus or sphincter

My anus felt quite warm, and when i bent to look in the mirror i noticed it was scardarta

by Julzy July 7, 2007

Scadding's

The ghettoest house at UCC, Mo'fucka.

I'm from scads and I do weed.

by Scadman101 October 3, 2004

scadoo

another word for skeet; an explosion of man juice

i skadooed on that bitches face last night.

by drea-d May 25, 2005

scadge

A word used to describe a nasty build up of a substance. Used when simple words such as scum, crap, crud and sludge will not suffice.

Plumber to customer: 'that's a large build up of scadge (around that pipe) you've got there'

by shorty84 March 19, 2008

Scade

(noun)
1. A male tease, or man whore.
2. A man who is sexually active.
3. Promiscuous (in a male sense)

That guy is such a scade, he can't keep his hands off of girls for 5 seconds.

by xhollandx December 9, 2008

SCAD scale

Style, Control, Agression and Damage scale of shits.

Approved measure of the International Association of Faecal Matter Operatives.

A scale designed to allow easy, accurate comparison of shits between friends/colleagues/family members. Each category can score a maximum of 10 points, the mean of the 4 categories is the official SCAD score.

Guy comes out of toilet, turns to his colleague and says "I just had a great shit, it was 10/10 on the SCAD scale"

by I'm the SCADman January 9, 2009

Scadding

Noun: To be in a state of such extreme fright, that one carries out a dirty protest in the back of a police car.

Verb: Finding an inexpensive place to sleep, due to excessive alcohol consumed.

I was 'Scadding' last night - woke up on a bench with soiled trousers. Comatose Tramp Incontinent Pikey

by Frost Icing June 10, 2013