jack scan

A quick anti virus scan performed immediately after whacking off to free porn on the internet.

I've cleaned myself off. Now I'd like to check my email, but first I'd better perform a jack scan.

by Verbose Postman August 27, 2015

Mr Sanni

A teacher who is a retired roadman. He gives loads of detention and cant fit through doors. He is gay and kids know he is coming from his cough. He limps as he walks and is the shittiest teacher in the school.

Mr Sanni is so annoying.

by SomeYuteFromAJK May 27, 2018

cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.

I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Mason Sanno

Mason Sanno is probably the best guy in the entire world! He would do anything for anyone who is close with him. Mason will seem a little shy at first but once you get to know him you'll find out that he is very talkative. He is more of the innocent kid and has a high popularity level. Sure he needs his Bro time but he will always make time for that special one. He is very loyal and will always remain to that one special girl. Masons tend to go best with Emmas. Mason's are usually very athletic and fit. They will stay a low profile and aren't the type of person to boast about their new shoes or phone. Overall, Masons are the best and everyone should have a Mason in their life!!

Person A: Did you meet the new kid Mason Sanno?
Person B: Yeah he seems super Cool!

by Evie Small March 30, 2020

Uni-sann

Uni-sann: (noun) abbreviation for a Universal Sannyasin, the phrase coined by Br. Wayne Teasdale in his 1999 book “The Mystic Heart”
plural: Uni-sanns

Osho has his neo-sannyasins and The Universal Order of Sannyasa has Uni-sanns.

by MinistryOfDEW July 5, 2021

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

a scanner darkly

a digitally animated movie starring Keanu Reeves. Set in near future USA where 20% of the population are addicted to the mind destroying substance D. Arctor (Reeves)is an addict and a undercover police officer attempting to find the suppliers of sub. D though due to the mind splitting effects of the drug he isn't fully aware that he is part of the group of people he is investigating.

man i would sure not want to watch that movie a scanner darkly high.

by myspaced August 3, 2008