Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.

I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.

by Mattie Love August 28, 2016

Scrambled Eggs Drunk

On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.

Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*

by Annubrius October 12, 2008

scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

by gumby40oz April 12, 2006

scrambler

while having sex with someone you look away like at a wall or some other object and think about something other than sex such as why do we fry chicken

when i was having sex with that girl last night i was doing the scrambler thinking about all the different ways to make eggs

by josh2010 August 6, 2011

Scramble

When you crash into someone and a fat security guard tell you to go.

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car

"We scrambled" when matt crashed his car.

by Mattbhere1 July 30, 2010

scrambler

the scrambler is a sexual position, similar to the portugeuse breakfast you shove an egg in your partners vagina and kick it till the egg breaks, then have sex.

girl: give me the scrambler!
(guy shovin eggs up cunt)
girl: oh yeah!
(guy starts cunt punting girl very hard)
girl: ok i think they are broken
(they have sex)
guy pulls out with a bleeding penis

by John Assdick May 5, 2008

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007