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Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday
Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad
Saturday School by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

Green Saturday 

a day for greasies to celebrate and paint the world green! as far as they’re concerned, green saturday is everyday!... pink friday is for bitches.
It’s green saturday greasies, let’s paint the town green!!
Green Saturday by neckrollgrease September 3, 2019

Patrick Swayze Saturday 

When you get off work on monday so you party it up on sunday like i was still saturday.
"Hey Utah, you aint goin' to work tomorrow, so lets via con dios and rage this Patrick Swayze Saturday."
Patrick Swayze Saturday by snaxxx September 19, 2009

waxy saturday 

When a male ejaculates into ones ear.
Person A: Yooo dude did you bang her?

Person B: Nah man, she was on her period so i just gave her a waxy saturday and called it a night.
waxy saturday by Taggart. February 17, 2008

Second Saturday

When there is a holiday which people do not have to work on, Sunday is actually the second saturday to party!
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Not much, it's a Sunday night."
"No, dude, it's second Saturday, Monday is Labor Day!"
"LET'S PARTY!!!!!!"

no standards saturday 

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time
he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party