slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.

Lenny cant control his slappybag.

by vivians_hot December 17, 2006

slappycake

A slpppycake occurs when you blow your load in your hand then slap your partner in the face.

I knew she was about to reach orgasm, as was I. She was so turned on, I pulled out, shot my wad in my hand, and gave her a slappycake. She came immediately...

by RoadKing August 15, 2006

slappy dick

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

Sadpy

Feeling sad and happy at the same time.

I was feeling sadpy when I had to leave San Diego, cause its soooo awesome.

by Perfect lasts forever. :O August 24, 2009

Slappy Hands

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement

I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.

by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015