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Noun| A girl usually about 15 years old or younger that is romantically involved with a man who is obviously 18+ years old.

Saplings are commonly found at fairs in small country towns but can be seen all across the globe.
Ryan: "Wow Elisa, look at the sapling over there. Sad..."
sapling by Kenny Smoov April 21, 2016

Snailing 

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.
Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type
Snailing by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011

smiling donkey

When two men ingage in anal sex and one man kicks like a donkey while the other bites off his ass hair.
smiling donkey by esteban October 16, 2003

the smiling devil 

A bad ass navy seal who is part of the howitzer squad and got his nickname tsd (the smiling devil) because he smiled while stomping in a man's head.
Oh god it's the smiling devil... RUN!!!
Bad ass

snailing 

(1) to lick or suck a person's ear as a means of oral intercourse. A fetish.

Similar to shrimping, this word is derived from the snail-shape of the cochlea, found in the inner aural canal.
Offeror: "Hey babe, mind if i go snailing?"

Offeree: "Gross, i'm totally not into french food."

Offeror: "Nah nah; there's no need to buy you dinner first. Just let me tell you a secret."

Offeree: "ooohhhhh."
snailing by jonnysan June 25, 2008

Soiling your pants 

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.
Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?