Syphilis Samurai

The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.

The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.

by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009

Sypexian

The art of fucking your friend over in the stupidest way possible.

You getting us all killed was very sypexian

by TotallySypex October 10, 2017

Sypha-chla-herpe-aids

A cocktail of various sexually transmitted diseases, only found in adolescent males. The crossing of these diseases can cause side affects such as slowed mental response, and a lack of penile girth or length. It is most commonly found in the Durham Co. club scene and has caused wide spread panic in the Winchester, England, area. Also one with the disease, can perform a party trick where one can put his or her (as a side affect can be an engorged clitoris) penis into a burette of de-ionised water, and causes the penis to disolve.

Mr. Wilson, I am sorry to tell you that you have contracted sypha-chla-herpe-aids.

by I'm not Lucca June 9, 2010

syphilized

To catch or have syphilis. Also used to describe someone who is insane, whether it is because of syphilis or not (because syphilis causes insanity if not treated).

"I just had sex with a hooker that had syphilis. I have been syphilized!"

Or

"That guy is acting crazy! He must be syphilized!"

by Durpe December 10, 2008

syphillitis

a rare strain of syphillis that is 5x worse that regular and in cludes symptoms of the flu and regular syphillis but more severe

"dude this sucks i got the syphillis but its worse than it should be"

"maybe you have the syphillitis"

"maybe"
"because ya seeeeeeeeeeeieeeeeieeeeeieeeeeeeieee" when ya get the syphillitis, its gonna be preety bad"

by CRAIDman December 25, 2009

Syphilis Hydrangea

A syphilis hydrangea is a rare case of someones crotch exploding with the juicy goodness of syphilis. It is said that cases like these are so rare that it only happens to less that 1 percent of the human population.

Did you hear what happened to Rebecca? She has Syphilis Hydrangea!" "Eww, GROSS!

by persiancatmeoow August 7, 2011

Sypnosis

When one person -using strong force- sucks the external ear canal of another person.

Jaelyn: “Bro I need some sypnosis BAD”
Elliot: “I got you fr”
*Big suck*

by DatGuy64 October 7, 2018