2 definitions by Galaxion Shinyshanks
A small, albeit herpes-infested ninja. He comes into your house while you are away and touches EVERYTHING.
Do you ever wonder why your room smells funny sometimes when you come home? That's a sure sign that the herpes ninja has paid you a visit.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009
The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.
The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.
by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009