SAWS

Anacronym: Short Angry Welsh Man Syndrome

That guy kicking off over by there has chronic SAWS

by non-saw July 25, 2012

Swanson

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!

by 8==========DD October 18, 2011

swanson

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.

My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.

by Troy H. August 6, 2006

slawsome

So slutty it's awesome.

"Yo, Pete, checkout that bitch's mini-skirt."
"Fuckin' slawsome!" (high five)

by Mister Balzac September 16, 2008

Shawshank

Verb - To pilfer; steal a small amount at a time by filling your pockets in the same fashion as Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption.

Daniel shawshanked the change jar from the basement.

by Aarani December 14, 2008

shawsome

something being super awesome.(skater slang)

wow that was totally shawsome!

by tara lynn cox November 27, 2007

slawshank redemption

rubbing rancid coleslaw on your penis before intercourse, usually resulting in a very stinky bacterial vaginal infection.

when I found out my girl was cheating on me I gave her the slawshank redemption and she wondered how she got bacterial vaginosis.

by gdaxon March 9, 2007