gdaxon's definitions

slawshank redemption

rubbing rancid coleslaw on your penis before intercourse, usually resulting in a very stinky bacterial vaginal infection.

when I found out my girl was cheating on me I gave her the slawshank redemption and she wondered how she got bacterial vaginosis.

by gdaxon March 9, 2007

oral orca

while performing oral sex on a man the women gags and vomits.

my wife was so drunk that she pulled an oral orca

by gdaxon May 1, 2009

mississippi mudflaps

sagging stretched out vaginal lips

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps

by gdaxon February 15, 2007