Squirting Turtle

The spread legged shuffle a girl does after sex on the way to the toilet after not using protection, desperately trying to hold in any semen before making it to the shower/toilet.

Oh my god, my boyfriend has it so easy after we've had sex. I totally have to do the squirting turtle to the bathroom while he just lays there.

by Sexasauras September 29, 2012

Himalayan Squirt

What you do is you fiddle with your soft cock for 30 minutes, then run naked into a room full of unaware people and explode, if you want to add an extra splash of spice to it, you can make jazz hands while screaming as hard as you humanly can before exploding.

"I Cant wait to Himalayan Squirt at my ex's funeral"

by D4v3_57r1d3r October 19, 2018

circle squirt

When girls get in a circle and squirt all over each others faces while making sex noises. Similar to the male circle jerk. Is commonly found in the suburbs south of boston.

lets have a circle squirt!
its already goin on girl!!!
WTF was that?
i just squirted all over your nose you useless hoebag.

by lkeajkgsd May 30, 2010

squirt chain

When a female straddles her partner's chest, and masturbates until she climaxes, squirting her vaginal fluids on her partner's neck. (female equiv. of a pearl necklace)

He couldn't make me cum, so I had to do it myself. Gave that fool a squirt chain.

by Gemwun May 14, 2008

hershey squirts

A prelude to a juicy wet poo poo that are notorious for leaving wet brown marks in the drawers.

I gotta get to the shitta mad quick cuz i got some serious hershey squirts that could go full blown dirty crap in my pants!

by Bong Joos November 26, 2003

Jerk and Squirt

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.

I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009

Squirt Sack

The sack in which female bodily fluids are stored prior to sexual climax in which the fluid is then excreted with force through an opening situated millimetres below the clitoris.

Emily told me other day when she's ontop they need a towel because when she cums she depletes her entire squirt sack on to Matt's chest! It's like a waterworks display!

by McGrippy March 12, 2011