pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

by winegirly October 14, 2005

pop a squat

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

by Bug Eatin Steve March 10, 2011

Squatted truck

Something a gay guy drives and thinks it looks cool normally a city slicker.

Hey look there’s a fag with his squatted truck.

by Countryboy69 December 30, 2020

squat and gobble

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

by P Brain January 3, 2008

doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013

Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Swoop and squat

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.

Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.

by human lab rat July 20, 2014