R Speak 

Adding "R"s into a word where they don't belong. Usually works after a soft "A" sound (Aunt, Lots.) but the "A" sound has to be before a consonant. (See example below.)

Mitch - "Hey guys, my Aurnt torld me to gor to the marll!!"

Frank - "What the hell was that?"

Mitch - "Oh, it was R Speak"

R Speak by Koolguy_GT500 February 24, 2010

flouncy speak 

The tone of voice and mannerisms used by gay men and teenage girls. The kind of tone that implies -"you're boring, please stop interrupting my fabulous life with your stupid questions."

When he answered the phone at the travel agency, his flouncy speak really put me off. I better take my boring inquiries elsewhere.

flouncy speak by mastermou March 26, 2010

double speak 

speech designed to mislead people.

None of your double speak; speak in unambiguous terms.

double speak by uttam maharjan August 17, 2012

hobo speak 

the random blabble that the generic hobo will say

Hobo: You wanna know whats wrong with the government?
Me: uhhhh....oook
Hobo: They try and teach us prospierty so we can be sucessful but Bush doesn't even know where they buried the survivors!
Me: I see.... <_<
Me(to friends who didn't hear this): I JUST HEARD THE BEST HOBO SPEAK!

hobo speak by StJlMMY February 14, 2006

Suit Speak 

Words used by corporate heavies or upper management "Suits" to confuse, convince, intimidate, or otherwise baffle an office drone or "associate" into compliance. Sentences are riddled with buzzwords. Suit Speak is a kind of capitalist/office version of Orwellian "double speak". Words are made overtly complicated and then sanitized so that unpleasant matters can be discussed and disguised in a "politically correct" falsely optimistic way.

Associate A: "Man, there was a lot of suit speak at that meeting. You think anyone knows we're all going to fired in a week or so?"

Associate B: "What do you mean? I thought we were all being paid to engage in aggressive retraining opportunities so the company can refocus on cost effective outsourcing? I want to be a value oriented thought leader so I can embrace the new partner championed fiscal re-evaluation. That's good, right?"

Associate A: "Dude! Use your head... Get your resume ready."

Suit Speak by James Macklen July 31, 2006

Trump-Speak 

An unintelligible, Presidential dialect in which otherwise meaningful words are confidently transformed into utter gibberish.

What does 'foisfered' mean?
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...

Trump-Speak by YAWA November 5, 2019

i don't speak pineapple 

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something

The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.

i don't speak pineapple by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009