Soccer 

A sport were you have like no protection from getting hurt. You actually have to move. Unlike baseball and nascar. It usually gets made fun of my American football players and baseball players by being called girly, faggy, and a gay ass sport. I'm sorry we have to run around like crazy for 90 minutes and you baseball players stand there watching the clouds go by. It's the world's popular sport, EXCEPT United States, be we know all soccer players get the girl.

Ethan: (Breathing Hard) My soccer game is SO tiring, i'm BEAT, hey didn't you have a baseball game, Owen?
Owen: (Breathing calmly) Yeah i looked at the clouds and saw a bunny shaped one!

Soccer by FreeCreditReport.com June 24, 2008

soccer 

pussy sport that frowns upon any real physical contact. object is to get a ball into giant net with the score usually being 1-0. often thought of as a very physically draining sport by the ones who cant play any other sport cause there mommys dont want them to get hurt. try blocking a 100mph peice of frozen rubber and being checked into boards and hit with sticks and then tell me how draining soccer is.

wow that pussy tripped over his own feet goin for that ball.

soccer by HoCkEyPlaYeR January 15, 2005

Soccer 

as said by the best man ever

"A strange sport played by damaged people"
<robin williams

Soccer by Jimt September 16, 2004

soccer 

gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport

Soccer is for pussies.

soccer by L Dizz February 4, 2004

soccer 

a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players

"what are those fags playing, soccer?

soccer by the big 57 March 10, 2005

soccer 

the most watched sport in the world

the most richest sport in the world

the most loved sport in the world

PS. Americans hate it with a passion.

WTF is "SAWKER"? SOCCER???? It called football yanks.

soccer by JAMES UISA March 10, 2009

Soccer 

The gayest sport that involves humping other guys and wearing shin guards because the players are too pussy to get a few kicks in the shin. See gay. Play a real fucking sport losers.

Wow look at that fag with the short shorts.. He must be a soccer player.

Soccer by Soccerisforhomos May 25, 2010