butt snorkeler

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.

1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.

by Mad Max9991 February 03, 2016

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017

mexican snorkel

a sex position where the girl puts a guys balls in her mouth, and the gives the guy a hand job, and thus the erect penis looks like a air tube.

I was trying to perform the Mexican Snorkel, but his balls were too big for my mouth!

by soysaucebunny March 16, 2005

Chocolate Snorkel

To pull your dick out of her ass, pinch her nose so she can not breathe. Then shove your dick in her mouth by pulling her nose toward you while ejaculating.

The girl was not my type until she said she was into chocolate snorkels.

by blue buddha September 29, 2011

snorkel

A way of drinking thats hard to explain

Snorkels up!!!

Jim and Bill snorkeled beer

by Chelsea FC October 25, 2006

snorkel

The act of farting in the bathtub and then consuming the bubble that rises.

Carmen San Diego loves to snorkel.

by Vagina Fitz-Gerald November 23, 2006

snorkeling giraffe

An odd kind of nose tumor that is sometimes found in people named Matt Dahar. It is very malignant and grows over the person's face making it resemble a freakish mutated freak (much like in the case of Matt Dahar)

Dude... you got to get that snorkeling giraffe check

by Doom In Technicolor December 19, 2004