shart

To feel an explosion of gas about to shoot out except shit spit fires with juice all down your leg.

1. Coco I feel so bloated, maybe I have gas..let me try and release my air...ahhhhhhh holy shit, I just sharted everywhere.

2. Please, don't make me laugh anymore..I swear I'm going to fart..Oh my god here it comes..oh nooo I just shart and it went through my pants.

3. AAAAAAHHHH CHHHUUUUU...F@#$ I'm crying because I just sharted!

by I SLEPT WITH NELLY! April 16, 2006

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

Shart

When you TRY to fart, a little shit comes out...

"... I think I just sharted..."

by sjonathan July 24, 2009

shart

A fart with "substance"

Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer

by RetyTheLlama February 3, 2008

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007

shart

a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.

Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......

by sharty December 17, 2008

Shart

Shit and Fart combined to make the word Shart.
In my school some one wrote Dude I Just Shart on the bathroom wall.

And two times in my school I walked into the bathroom and saw Sharted boxers thrown in a corner, the bathroom was later closed off and cleansed.
When You Eat a lot of Taco Bell and Fart and also discover that you shit your pants.
Everybody has Sharted at least once or twice in there lifetime.
Don't lie you have Sharted yourself one time.
People who Shart themselves tend to smell like Aquil

Duded I Just Shart.
Chuck Norris Just Shart Your Pants.
While Kyle Was Jacking Off He Shart His Pants.
Timmy Got Exited About Christmas And Shart Himself.
When Alex Was Having Sex He Shart his pants And His Girlfriend Left Him.

by SpankyMcSpanky October 9, 2009