Snaps

A measurement system to communicate how "effed up" you are-used for marijuana exclusively. Comparable to asking "Hey, how drunk are you on a scale of 1-10?".

"Hey, how many snaps are you?" or "Can I get some snaps?"

Possible Answers:

Level 1: one snap on one hand = alright, I'm high. I'm no longer sober.

Level 2: snap both hands once = okay, I'm pretty high.

Level 3: snap both hands twice/2 snaps = man, I'm really fucking high right now.

Level 4: snap both hands three times/3 snaps = use sparingly. this is one of the rare "highest you've ever been" situations.

anything higher than that, and you call "snap inflation"

*note* it's not just how many snaps, but the WAY you snap that helps communicate how you're feeling to the rest of the circle. The system is meant to be a quick, easy, entertaining means of seeing where your fellow tokers are at any given point in the session.

"dude, how many snaps are you?"

"...snap and half man."

by tyedyesky August 16, 2009

snap

very cool, great idea, cool comment. You would snap your fingers and say "snap".

"snap, that was so funny"
Heather: "did you see that snowboarder just wipe out and take out the fat guy?"
Kristi: "snap, seriously funny"

by Heather February 26, 2005

Snap-On

A dildo strictly constructed out of Lego (no megabloks).

Ouch, it feels like I just got out of prison cuzza my girlfriend's Snap-On.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

snap!

1. a comedic way of insulting someone in such a manner that they may still sleep with you.

2. syn. for "Damn, I know I just didn't"

BOY: "These other definitions are retarded. And you're a sketchy whore."

GIRL: "I know you just didn't"

BOY: "Oh, snap!"

by kenny October 23, 2002

snap

the act of beating someones ass

im about to snap your ass

by joe May 9, 2003

snap

snap is the only way to say everything in one word doesnt matter what it means its just perfect.

did you just ask jessy out and get knock back.
snap that was nasty

by heatale September 8, 2003

Snap

1. To click fingers together to create a noise
2. Someone who makes a come back that owns a previous comeback.

tG says:
i never thought
tG says:
i'd die alone
Alex says:
You laughed the loudest, who'd of known
tG says: SNAP
tG says: that was the definition of snap

by Orion112 October 5, 2005