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Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.
Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!
by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010
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smore

its something different that you can say meaning laughing out loud. It comes from the aim, lol, which looks like a marshmallow surrounded by two graham crackers. So next time u want to laugh, just say smore.
MATH TEACHER: Please draw a line on the board
<KID DRAWS LINE>
MATH TEACHER: Can you make it longer please?
STUDENT: That's what she said!
COOL GUY: SMORE! That was a good one!
OTHER COOL GUY: SMORE!
by Maad Chill May 11, 2008
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ocean shores

A kickass beach/tourist town/community in Washington.
I live in Ocean Shores.
by clemintine June 17, 2008
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smokestack

when a girl gives you that sloppy toppy gluck gluck 9000 while blowing smoke on your schmeat
“yo babe can you gimme that smokestack?”
“yeah papa smurf just lemme grab my nic stick
by zachori January 9, 2021
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Grundle Smore

When one man shits on his friends grundle while his friend simultaneously cums on the shitters grundle. Then they proceed to scissor each other. YUM. Then their third friend eats the delicous, gooey morsel.
Jeffery loves a nice steamy Grundle Smore compliments of Fred and Larry.

FUCK! That was one tasty Grundle Smore.
by Colonel Rumple Foreskin April 9, 2011
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Smirnoff Smokes

Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.
The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.
by Beta l Rho April 18, 2011
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pedo-smokescreen

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually
"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen
by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017
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