lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Smooth-brain

A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.

by Mike N. Ike April 3, 2019

Smoothio

(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.

Look at the way that fool wears his pants -- what a Smoothio!

by Flax Glor November 30, 2006

smooth

Completing a task with such grace and fluidity that the onlooker will lose appreciation for how difficult a task it really was.

Dude, the painter did a smooth job on the back door.

by Mack C March 6, 2007

smooth cocking

a variation of smooth talking, however, this form of talking comes from the cock region with a more sexual manner

John's remarkable ability in smooth cocking is the reason he is so successful with the ladies

by The Junk September 30, 2008

smooth chew

1. verb: the act of chewing on something smoothly such as yougurt or pudding

2. noun: you know ... like a smooth chew

3. verb: chewing without the grind

"Lemme get a bite of that fur burger....looks like a smooth chew."

by Spear Shaker April 3, 2010

Smooth Canoes

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012