Sijia

Basically a fake ass bitch. No one loves her (:

Ew is that Sijia! That fake bitch!?
Hell no. Shes such a *sijia*.

by pinkpanther_1 July 13, 2019

simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

simbiguous

The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.

Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."

by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011

Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009