A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog September 5, 2013
Get the Tool Shedmug. Shed boi is a group of people who hang around a shed named shrel and are all rapist who have dirty ass minds and r wayyy better than the bench boi as shed boi is the supreme group
by Jonathon venue June 4, 2019
Get the Shed boimug. Holly has one shed. Cat would like Holly to know she has two sheds.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.
This is known as 'being a two sheds', 'two shedding' or 'shedding'.
by Holly June 18, 2018
Get the two shedsmug. The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 28, 2005
Get the tool shedmug. To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.
"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"
"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."
by Meg Roan November 1, 2007
Get the Painting The Shedmug. 
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.
2: A pet name for a bandmate
2: A pet name for a bandmate
by gar4ett December 14, 2008
Get the tül shedmug.