by fistheldHIGH December 13, 2009

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
by Bearsh January 6, 2017

The crappy seats in the worst places you get when you are late some where. The ones in the first row in a movie theatre and in the back with the screaming babies at Church.
by GermanGirl1226 December 22, 2008

Once the couple had twins, they couldn't transport any friends unless they wanted to climb into the smash seat and sit between the babies.
by Fuckisacomma May 28, 2011

by BrownyBear February 10, 2017

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.
"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"
by synackle November 5, 2008
