Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.

person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...

Wholesome Seal Award by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021

Navy SEAL master chief

the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.

: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?

: No, what happened?

: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.

Navy SEAL master chief by evmiloqui May 14, 2011

break the seal 

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes

Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.

break the seal by matkillah November 20, 2002

hungry seal 

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.

"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."

hungry seal by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011

sax seal 

the best thing in the world

this is the link to the best thing is in the hashtag area

sax seal is dooooooooooooooooooope

sax seal by wabbit boy April 4, 2019

Navy Seal Team 6 

The Bad Ass Mother Fuckers who got osama bin laden. Fuck Ya! Go America!

Fuck you osama! Navy Seal Team 6 fucked you up!

Navy Seal Team 6 by We Got Him! May 25, 2011

french seal 

A French seal is a sexual position where two people press their buttholes together, forming a seal.

We were grinding and even French sealed, but it stopped as soon as I farted.

french seal by Organomics January 9, 2020