Skip to main content

pre-sleep wank

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
by kooni June 28, 2007
mugGet the pre-sleep wank mug.

Old Tom Sleepass

It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.
this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.

Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.
by Mike D! March 8, 2004
mugGet the Old Tom Sleepass mug.
Related Words

sleep like thieves

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.
It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.
by Beanstalker November 7, 2009
mugGet the sleep like thieves mug.

sleep lag

When you feel drowsy or tired all day from having slept more than needed the previous night.
Man, after I pulled that all-nighter yesterday I crashed at 4pm and didn't get up until 10am. I was feelin shitty through all my morning classes.

Yeah, me too. I can't shake that sleep lag.
by WhiteChaco April 7, 2011
mugGet the sleep lag mug.

sleep it off

Originated from the term "walk it off", sleep it off is when you sleep to get rid of physical pain when you wake up.
Person 1: OW! I JUST SCRAPED MY KNEE!
Person 2: Don't worry about it, sleep it off.
by PrinceKelso January 2, 2011
mugGet the sleep it off mug.

sleep bomb

a non-existing item you might ask for, merely to describe how tired you are.
"man I am so tired, it could sleep forever, you know what, I'd even use a sleep bomb if I had one..."
by g+em March 28, 2009
mugGet the sleep bomb mug.

Sleeper Tunechi

The sleeper tunechi put their headphones in and went to bed.
Dan is a sleeper tunechi because he always has his stereo on as he falls asleep.
I am the best sleeper tunechi because i have dre beats.
by Dand31ion July 9, 2011
mugGet the Sleeper Tunechi mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email