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Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends
Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.
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The Sacred Six (Pt 3)

The Act.
The Actor has the choice of performing any one of the Sacred Six, with the exception of Genuswine, as Genuswine is not performable as it being genuine thus regarded as a normal conversation. An important note is that the Actor can be any ganjster in the group smoking the ganj, so there is no explicit Actor.

The Call.
Calling the Actors act has to be performed under strict regulations, and if done incorrectly, a correct call may be voided. To correctly call an act, the Caller MUST NOT abruptly state the component of the Sacred Six the Actor is performing.
To correctly call an act, one must clearly show the Actor a sign that they have recognised their act. Ways to show the actor this are:
• Raised eyebrows and smiling
• Pointing
• Saying “Ahhhhhhhh” in a long enunciated manner
• Or a combination of 2 or more of these
If a correct call has been made, this would initiate the elaboration request.

An exemption to the standard structure of rules the Sacred Six follows (which are the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the answer) is if the “would-be-Caller” does not recognise an act by the Actor. In this situation, the Actor is deemed to have pulled an excellent act, and is worthy of appraisal, and the game stops there.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 3)
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Scarecrow-Hunting

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.
"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"
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Jump Scare

A tactic used in horror movies to scare people, the jump scare is used by unimaginative filmmakers as a cheap method of frightening the audience; i.e, making them literally "jump" out of their seats. This device is being increasingly employed in modern horror movies, along with gratuitous amounts of gore, because the directors have forgotten how to actually scare people.
A scantily clad, bosomy teenager who hears a suspicious noise in her empty house on a rainy night while watching a movie gets up from the couch to investigate its source. Walking slowly, she calls out, "Is anybody there?" As she nears the kitchen, a black cat streaks across the hallway, accompanied by a loud, piercing measure of orchestral music. "Oh, whiskers, you silly cat, you scared me!" she says, breathing a sigh of relief. She turns around, anxious to get back to her movie, when an axe suddenly buries itself in her skull.

Most of the audience screams in fright. However, the veteran horror movie fans in the theater have seen way too many cheap uses of the jump scare to be fooled. They shake their heads and think about the good old days when movies like The Shining were actually able to genuinely scare them.
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The Sacred Six (Pt 4)

(NOTE) – The Caller can call each of the Sacred Six, with the exception of Genuswine, as Genuswine cannot be called as it is considered a normal conversation. For example, one would not interrupt a conversation to tell the person they are telling the truth, as that is absurd.

The Elaboration Approval.
After the Caller has made a correct call, the Actor then mirrors/mimics the Callers call (with the exception of the verbal component of the call) granting approval of the call, ONLY if the Actor was in fact acting. If the Actor is being Genuswine, then any negatively associated action or word can be considered a rejection for an elaboration of a call. If the Elaboration Approval is rejected, the game ends here and the Caller is looked down upon for claiming the Actor was acting, when in fact they were being Genuswine.

The Explanation.
The Caller deciphers the Actors act and attempts to recognise, identify and “call” which of the Sacred Six (excluding Genuswine) the Actor is performing. The Explanation can often be lengthy depending on the complexity and depth of the act, as the Caller must consider each of the 5 performable acts.

The Answer.
This is the completion of the game, as the Actor then reveals if what the Caller has called is correct or incorrect.

(IMPORTANT NOTES) -
• There is no winning or losing in the Sacred Six, there is only approval, appreciation, disappointment and disgust.
• Each player can be a Caller and an Actor at any point in the game.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 4)
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scaped

When someone gets fired from a basic minimum wage job that requires minimal/no skill.
Dude, did you hear Aaron got scaped? He was a fucking dishie, don't know how he managed that.
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scaretheater

scaretheater is a horror youtuber who bassically focuses on weird websites/weird things and other things and if you watch scaretheater at night you will be scared of the dark.scaretheaters real name is eric wise.
hey do you like scaretheater?
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