spanker

A person with an irritating or frustrating personality. Used in place of swear words to express anger, but soften the impact of the statement.

Damn.. just wasted ten minutes of my life arguing with the spankers at the post office :(

by cjr November 15, 2006

SkankerChief

A Checkered Hankerchief word around the wrist or head. Worn mostly by Ska fans to show their pride for ska music.

"Hey Andrew, I see your wearing a skankerchief. Want to go listen to some Reel Big Fish?"

by Andrew Cerchio April 29, 2006

Spanish Spanker

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

by moohalat December 8, 2009

Stanker

Stank*er |'sta ng kur|

noun

associated with the verb Stank |'sta ng kuh|

- A new and upcoming breed of hip people, but they are in no way a hipster. A Stanker is often confused for a hipster, but Stankers do not carry the liberal views often paired with a hipster. Therefore, Stankers give less fucks about the world than hipsters. Stankers are also very sassy, and love corn dogs.

1. "Woah man did you see that Stanker?"

2. "That hipster is such a wanna-be Stanker.

3. "Her outfit is so Stank."

4. "Only a Stanker could make that much denim look that good."

by Stankarang October 16, 2012

shanker

A large line of Cocaine

"Look at the size of that Shanker"

by Radio13 January 1, 2006

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

by uberconservative September 19, 2008

ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

by rodney May 7, 2003