i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011

reality steve

Website of an orange county funny man who writes weekly reviews of reality shows at www.realitysteve.com.

Reality steve is funny, but I worry about his obvious lack of a life.

by socalsweetie April 24, 2005

reality

an idea; something that is here for eternity, not just for a short time

The cup isn't real, the IDEA of the cup is real.

by Sarah August 27, 2004

Natural Reality Check

A Natural Reality Check or "NRC" is a way of figuring out whether a girl is worth continuing conversation with and later banging by simply masturbating and seeing if you still have the urge to do such banging.

You usually perform an NRC when youre talking to a girl on Facebook or texting someone

The science behind an NRC is, that after beating off you have a lower sex drive, meaning that if you still want to do it, she's really worth it.

Nick: I was talking to Shannon last night on facebook

Luke: Oh yeah?

Nick: Yeah she wants my dick.

Luke: Are you gonna let her get it?

Nick: Well I was, but then I NRC'd that ho and decided otherwise.

Luke: I see I see. I just did an NRC the other night.

Nick: Natural Reality Checks are the bomb

by nickymo56 December 30, 2011

reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.

I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged

by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011

reality tv

On the top of the list of American oxymorons, the only aspect of reality that it accurately portrays the American value that you have to be a backstabbing piece of bastard to survive in corporate America just like in shows like Survivor.

Reality TV is the fakest piece of shit ever broadcasted on TV. Except for all the backstabbing and the complete willingness to sacrifice friendships in the name of being self-centered and obsessed with winning something that isn't really worth the price, which is, unfortunately a very real part of our country.

See: Professional Sports

by D-Shiznit July 8, 2005

joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.

Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."

by westfalia January 13, 2010