Cock Robbed

When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.

Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"

by Pink Tits February 15, 2010

rubber crumbs

Small granules of recycled tires used to pad artificial turf athletic fields or playground surfaces. The crumbs are a bigger and softer than grains of sand. A good way to use recycled used tires.

"I could feel rubber crumbs flying around my legs when I ran the 40-yard dash in my flip-flops."

by yes juanito yes October 23, 2014

rubber

1. Naturally occuring substance that is the basis for most latex products, although synthetics are becoming more and more common.

2. Am. Slang - condom

3. Br. Slang - pencil eraser

1. "The crew just harvested a grove of rubber trees."

2. "I have to run out and grab some rubbers before my girlfriend comes over."

3. "Can I borrow a rubber? Mine wore down."

by maria13 February 10, 2005

rubber arm

easily persuaded, or peer pressured into nefarious acts, commonly known as an 'Ari Craven'

(josh) Lets get on it before indoor cricket.
(Ari) I am not that keen
(Adam) Lets just do it anyway.
(Ari) ok I have a rubber arm

by Jaktheripper December 21, 2009

robbed

When someone or something steals victory or otherwise robs you of your full potential in something.

Examples include:

1) You and another person are the only candidates for a single job opening. You're the more qualified candidate but the other person gets it because they know someone at the company.

2) Playing a racing game and you're about to make record lap time or course time only to get a lousy item which slows you down enough as to prevent setting said record.

3) Having grades just good enough to get into an excellent college. Then when writing an exam, you've done well only for the person grading it to give you a lousy mark (as in far below what you deserved for it) on an essay question. Said low mark lowers your GPA just enough as to disqualify you for the college you wanted.

4) Playing the lottery and missing the jackpot by a single digit.

1) That guy only got the job because his mother is the manager. I was robbed.

2) Dammit, I was about to score record time in this course and then I end up getting an item that slows me down! I was robbed!

3) I would have been able to get into an Ivy League college if it wasen't for the guy that graded my exam giving me such a lousy grade on the essay question in the final exam. I was robbed.

4) The numbers for jackpot were 2, 7, 16, 35 and 48. I had 2, 7, 16, 35 and 47! I was robbed!

by Optimist with experience October 28, 2006

Rubbernecking

Idiots who slow down to gawk or stare at minor traffic accidents, pulled over drivers, or people with car trouble on the highway or roads. Rubbernecking causes traffic jams and more accidents due to drivers distracting themselves from the road.

The traffic jam was caused by rubbernecking.

by JoMo77 June 29, 2011

wear a rubber

To put on a condom.

Dude she might have a disease you better wear a rubber.

by rubberwearer July 20, 2010