Rob - One who is an over controlling and self-assured jerk. Can also be described as a person who is likely to brag about his newest Statistics vocabulary to make himself seem smarter.
A Rob- Well you see since the sample size is so large I can calculate with a 95% confidence that we will see a ten percent to fifteen percent on our ability to......
Normal person- "Shut up!!! Your being such a Rob!!!
Normal person- "Shut up!!! Your being such a Rob!!!
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A Dirty Rob is when you put in a fatty dip of Redman before eating out a bitch, and when you're finished leaving it all in the bitch's pussy.
by Clam Bake Kyle April 27, 2006
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Don't be such a Rob.
by manda jo and the furbettes August 12, 2010
Get the Rob mug.This hot and sexy kid who dressed up like a pirate on halloween. He also has a slut Ex girlfriend named Amanda who nobody likes. First Mate Rob also has a heterolife mate named J Wood. First Mate Rob and J Wood go to Vo-Tech together, where they slack off and make fun of Miss Piggy and Hotdog Boy. One day Rob and J wood got bored and they decided to tell Hotdog boy that Neo called and he wanted his Trenchcoat back. Oh man good times has by all. Theres also this kid named Deep Fried Dan, hes a crazy kid who asks people if they're afraid of cell phones. Also if you have sex with Rob, you always come back for more.
J Wood:Oh man Robs wearing a patch!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
First Mate Rob:Its first mate Rob you scum.
J Wood:Sorry Suge, please don't kill me Suge.
Rob:What we doing today J Wood?
J Wood:The same shit we did yesterday...
Rob:Megaman bitches! But before we do, i got to watch Shaun of the Dead again!
J Wood:Go kill yourself Rob....OH GOD LOOK OUT DANS TRYING TO BITE YOU!
Rob:AHHHHHH
*J Wood and Rob run to the other side of the room*
J Wood:What are we gonna do?
Rob:Hit it in the head!
J Wood:What are we gonna throw?
Rob:I don't know, throw a god damn computer...
J Wood:But these computers belong to liz!
Rob:WHAT?!?!?!That makes NO FUCKING SENSE!
J Wood:Whoops, i'll take this one.
*J Wood throws a monitor at Dan, killing him*
Rob:Wow, that was weird....
J Wood:Yeah boyeee, find something to clank.
*J Wood and Rob clank binders*
COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!
by J Wood and First Mate Rob January 10, 2005
Get the First Mate Rob mug.thinks he's greater than he is and tells you about it all the time. to the point where u laugh because he sounds pathetic. sucky attitude. insecure. arrogant. would take your last dollar from u and not care. not a true friend especially not to women. he only wants one thing, plus your money if your dumb enough. not easy to relax around. never admits when he is wrong and causes alot of problems because of his overly sensitive pride issues. gives off dirty vibes and brags about being with alot of women. doesnt really care about how u feel but will fake like he does to get u in bed. stay away from a Rob he will only play games and make u feel like shit. Never realizes there are consequenses to his actions and when u act mean back to him he acts like the complete innocent victim.
girl1: Wow he totally ignored my texts to chill tonight.
girl2: Must be Rob. You know he doesnt care about how you feel.
girl3: Are u talking about that loser who thinks hes a God in bed? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
girl4: You kno he'd give u AIDS and not even care or get u pregnant and disappear.
girl5: Lets not even waste time thinking about that boy. You need a man with a heart.
girl2: Must be Rob. You know he doesnt care about how you feel.
girl3: Are u talking about that loser who thinks hes a God in bed? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaa
girl4: You kno he'd give u AIDS and not even care or get u pregnant and disappear.
girl5: Lets not even waste time thinking about that boy. You need a man with a heart.
by infectedwithpoison November 6, 2011
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