Young and Restless

Instead of the company "Young and RECKLESS", it is "Young and RESTLESS". A fake brand for old people.

Person of the male descent: Dude! Ur grandpa is so cool. He has so much swag.

Person with cool grandpa: That's right. He shops at Young and Restless.

by martin wiz December 8, 2013

resplendent

1. A guild on neopets that has the greatest and awesomest people ever.

2. Also means dazzling or splendid in appearance.

1. I love resplendent more than I love my dog. But that's too bad I don't have a dog.

2. Girl: Hey!
Guy: Hey, you look resplendent today!

by NOT LAUREN K? December 2, 2007

elevator reflex

The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.

Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
Toño Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."

by For2 May 14, 2010

Restless Leg Syndrome

Restless Leg Syndrome is where ones leg will not stop moving. Even when sitting.. Usually making an annoying noise to everyone around them.

Bloody Barry, he's got Restless Leg Syndrome, it's so annoying.

by CWKlaus May 9, 2016

R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome)

A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.

"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."

by VPOD September 14, 2011

restless song syndrome

1. Not being able to listen to a whole song before changing it to another one.

2. Constantly changing the song being played.

Every time we get in the truck, Jakes' restless song syndrome keeps us from enjoying a whole song before he changes it.

by thekilleranna January 19, 2010

Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

automatic conscience subconscience reflex thoughts

by AverageJoe82 October 23, 2013