Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025

Raging Reuben

A raging reuben is an exciting sexual maneuver that requires considerable strength, control, and planning. The steps to performing the raging reuben (or just the rueben) are as follows:

1. Assume a standing 69 position as you are reaching climax.

2. Finish.

3. Remove your genitalia from your partners mouth. (Very important as not doing so could result in serious bodily injury.)

4. Piledriver!

When performed correctly, the rueben builds upon the already powerful sexual tension, and allows you to incorporate aspects of amateur wrestling.

John: "I gave my wife a Raging Reuben during intercourse last night. She went straight to sleep."

by Ruebens4Everyone December 5, 2010

Stinky reuben

When blow a load in a chick the night before and the next morning before she showers she asks you to go down on her and her snatch looks like corned beef and stinks like rotten sauer kraut.

I tapped that chick last night but this morning she made me eat a stinky reuben!

by 660 June 3, 2017

Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Doing a Reuben

The act of taking 10 men at the same time, through all means. The one person (the Reuben) will be led down submissively whilst 10 men proceed to perform sexual acts on the person simultaneously.

I was doing a Reuben the other day, 10 men and a lot of mess

by Pkay April 19, 2024

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

Relief, relUief, relieF

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025